- He proposed during your performance review at work.
- His investment fund hasn’t had a single negative quarter since 2005.
- Everyone was dressed in camouflage at his father’s wedding.
- He wears animal skins and commands people to repent.
- He drives a Ferrari but lives in a tiny apartment.
- He insists that he has a driving problem, not a drinking problem.
- He’s unaware that his tattoo is actually misspelled.
- He raced back into your burning house to save the dog but came out with his PlayStation.
- God told him that white men are meant to rule the entire earth.
- He has a million dollar Picasso hanging in the reception area at his startup business.
- He wants to a buy a house near Hooters because “it will help keep property taxes low.”
- He chose Beast Of Burden for the slow dance song at your wedding.
- He knows how to enter and start a car with only a screwdriver.
- He seemed really nice on that Reality TV show.
- He bikes every weekend with a buddy – on a tandem.
- He’s related.
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I’m not sure what it is but Kathy has a similar post at the mo. It’s not the very same… just sayin
He proposed with a ring he tore off a beer can (yes, that actually happened).
Roared when i read that Theresa. Yes, many of these are true as well.
That’s kind of romantic in a weird way.
Kathy and Jack’s ideas definitely make the list.
. He divides his time between you and two other girlfriends.
• Your engagement gift is a bush stenciling kit?
oh my, I might have dated one or two of these fine gentlemen. Very funny indeed Tom!