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That is Some Newspaper

July 13, 2012
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If you’ve ever wanted to know if you’re a lazy son of a Bon Jovi fans, sweaty armpit, you should ask yourself this question: Am I a lazy son of a Bon Jovi fans, sweaty armpit? I know, I should really be a psycho doctor of some sort but I’m not, so just get over it and carry on with your life and read the newspaper. I know, every time you pick up some newspaper, all you read about is ‘some country was bombed’ or ‘some man wants more power & money’ or ‘some country wants more power & money’ but calm your crazy self down for a moment. That’s just some newspaper, it isn’t all of them:

Bill Y Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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6 Responses to That is Some Newspaper

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    July 13, 2012 at 9:37 am

    That is undoubtedly the most accurate newspaper in the world.

    • July 13, 2012 at 12:57 pm

      I’d be surprised it was wasn’t factually correct.

  2. Deb Martin-Webster
    July 13, 2012 at 9:15 am

    Short and sweet, now if only the politicians would take the hint!!

    • July 13, 2012 at 12:56 pm

      Methinks that might be a long way off but it’s nice to dream sometimes!

  3. July 13, 2012 at 7:18 am

    I like this newspaper. It’s short to the point and doesn’t leave itself open to crappy reporting like the Huffington Post. Oops, I mean internet newspapers.

    • July 13, 2012 at 12:53 pm

      I often wonder what it would be like if AOL bought me. Would Thirsty Dave suddenly become a consumer of copious amounts of healthy drinking water?



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