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The Actor Nic Cage

June 26, 2012
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7 opinionated, cultured cats were having a debate on the acting skills of the Actor Nic Cage. One said to the other six “That Actor Nic Cage is a cagey sort of character, what with all the different looks he has. One minute he’s mad, the next he’s even madder and the next, he’s as a mad as a mad cat in Las Vegas, with an accent, not unlike Elvis Presley.” The catty conversation continued until the early hours of the morning. Little did they know, that while they spoke, the Actor Nic Cage was nearby, intently hanging on to their every word. And then, behind their very eyes, the Actor Nic Cage transformed himself, like never before:

Bill Y Ledden

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8 Responses to The Actor Nic Cage

  1. June 26, 2012 at 9:04 am

    Nic Cage used to be a serious actor, but lately he has to play on the edge of insanity, emotional intensity and pure campiness.

    • June 26, 2012 at 12:20 pm

      Agreed and nowhere is it more evident than the brilliant ‘The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans’ Not only do we get Nic Cage but Val Kilmer too! it just doesn’t get any worse.

  2. June 26, 2012 at 7:34 am

    This is like one of those cheaply made sci-fi movies where people are only halfway turned into other creatures! This was too funny!

    • June 26, 2012 at 12:22 pm

      I love those films and the cheaper, the better.

  3. Kathy Minicozzi
    June 26, 2012 at 1:18 am

    ROFL!

    “We aren’t here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and *die*. The storybooks are *bullshit*. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and *get* in my bed!”

    For some reason, that line actually works in the movie. Loretta (a/k/a Cher) doesn’t know what she’s getting into.

    • June 26, 2012 at 8:59 am

      Is this from Moonstruck?

      • Kathy Minicozzi
        June 26, 2012 at 9:34 am

        Yes. One of the funniest movies ever made.

    • June 26, 2012 at 12:21 pm

      Can’t say I’ve seen it but I am going to take some time out and watch all of his films. The Cage is such a legend.



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