Thanks to a company in the Netherlands, couples in the United States can now visit a hotel for a new type of secret rendezvous: a divorce. The Divorce Hotel, which is already popular in Europe, is coming to several American cities. What makes the Divorce Hotel so special? In one fun-filled weekend, couples meet with lawyers, arbitrators and counselors, and by Sunday afternoon, each spouse walks away happily unhitched holding an agreed-upon divorce settlement ready for a judge’s signature. The cost for the weekend to unwed: $2,500 and up depending upon the complexity of the individual marriages. The Divorce Hotel has been coming up with different promotional slogans to attract eager-to-be unmarried mates:
The Divorce Hotel: Couples Check in but They Don’t Check Out
The Divorce Hotel: We will End your Marriage with Class and Put Chocolates on Your Pillow
The Divorce Hotel: The Only Hotel Where We Make Sure You Don’t Get Screwed.
What happens if the couple has a weekend of wild sex and they decide to stay together so they can have more wild sex?
WOW! I don’t even want to ask, “What will they come up with next?”
I don’t even want to imagine!
How many rooms do you get? Can you bring your lover, too?
Sure. The more the merrier!
They should get Vegas wedding chapels to give out discount coupons good for six months. Hitched one weekend, unhitched the next.
Great idea Ted!
The Divorce Hotel: Untie the knot when your marriage is on the ropes.
I like that for a slogan too Bill!
The Divorce Hotel: If your lawyer’s gonna screw you, you might as well be comfortable.
I like that one Jack!