The future of Scurvy Jane

Scurvy Jane has always been able to predict the future. On Dec 31st 2008, she was the first woman to predict that 2009 was just around the corner and true enough, it was. In 2009, she took her scurvy self to the cinema and claimed that everyone was about to watch the start, middle and end of the film. Although she was only 126% totally correct, the world started to take notice of her unique ability to foresee forthcoming events before they happened. Last week she went for an interview for a job that she knew, she would get. The fact that she interviewed herself for the self-employed position, only added credibility to her powers. Each day, she can be found, writing fortune cookies for future people to feast on:

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10 thoughts on “The future of Scurvy Jane”

  1. That’s all I need! Three more socks! My drawer is already stuffed with socks because of my propensity for buying them whenever the local outlet store has them on sale. Please tell Scurvy Jane to stop prophesying.

  2. Jane will indeed find three socks, however, my psychic ability tells me the fourth sock is stuck inside of a pant leg vacationing in Wales. 😉

    1. Your psychic ability is on the ball. Scurvy Jane buys all her socks in Wales and in a bizarre twist of psychic faith, goes to Wales to find her missing socks! 😉

  3. I guess that 4th sock is just playing hard to get. Hey, don’t mock fortune cookies. I have a long history of enlightening ones. Why just last week I got a deep one that said, “How deep would the ocean be without sponges?” I have spent many hours pondering the signficance of this message.

  4. Just when I was losing hope and thought I would have to purchase another pair of black dress socks. I’ll have to correct my wardrobe however for any upcoming events to avoid the need for black dress socks.

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