For years, Scurvy Jane never touched toast. For a long time, she wouldn’t even touch bread but just like Val Kilmer as Batman, that’s all in the past. These days, she’s found a new passion and is into born again toast. I thought it was going to be hard to find a birthday present for her when the word came through that she had become a born again Christian. I don’t believe in divine intervention but it was that precise moment, that I immediately knew exactly what to get her.
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I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!
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You need to put “I can’t believe it’s not Jesus” butter on this toast.
That’s a marketing ploy made in heaven
It’s fun having breakfast with Jesus. He can turn your morning orange juice into wine.
That’s all we need, with Thirsty Dave lurking in the background!
I guess since breakfast is the most important meal of the day, it is only fitting that Jesus attends.
Can you just imagine getting stuck into breakfast and seeing the Jesus dude across the table! lol. It’s funny because breakfast doesn’t exist!