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The Lost Innocence of Scurvy Jane

June 16, 2012
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Scurvy Jane thinks she is better than everyone else and she constantly tells everyone else that she’s constantly better than everyone else. She recently started a gang and now has a lot of like-minded individuals who think they’re better than everyone else and they’re not afraid to use force to get their way. She has a violent streak running through her but every time I look at her, I remember the sweet little girl I grew up with and wonder where it all went wrong:

Bill Y Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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11 Responses to The Lost Innocence of Scurvy Jane

  1. June 16, 2012 at 11:37 am

    This must be where the Femi-Nazis that Rush talks about are coming from!

    • June 16, 2012 at 12:43 pm

      I’ve never head of Rush before so I decided to look him up. Apparently he mocked AIDS victims.

      • June 16, 2012 at 4:46 pm

        He is VERY compassionate and open-minded! NOT!!!

        • June 16, 2012 at 5:58 pm

          He sounds like a piece of work alright.

  2. Deb Martin-Webster
    June 16, 2012 at 10:27 am

    I hear tell they’re coming out with companion dolls KKK Katie and Whacky Wally Redneck.

    • June 16, 2012 at 11:19 am

      KKK Katie would be a challenge for those who who suffer from stuttering.

  3. lbwoodgate
    June 16, 2012 at 9:53 am

    Hey! Some people have Ken and Barbie. The psychopaths have their Adolph and Eva (Braun). AND, they come with cyanide tabs to kill themselves when G.I. Joe and his troops invade their bedroom bunker. Child-proof wrapped of course.

    • June 16, 2012 at 9:58 am

      Hey LB, I think you might have just answered Donna’s questions.

  4. June 16, 2012 at 8:01 am

    Who makes this toy? What kind of parent gives a child this toy? Tell me this is some warped parent’s idea of a great doll. Does she have Barbie Idi Amins and Barbie Saddam Hussein dolls too?

    • June 16, 2012 at 8:08 am

      All massively important questions and I’m not going to lie and pretend I know the answers to any of them because I don’t. I do however, know that Goa is renowned for its world heritage architecture.

    • June 16, 2012 at 9:57 am

      Hey Donna, I think LB might have just answered your questions.



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