So if you’re Rick Santorum, how do you deal with the new Jack in the Box Commercial
http://youtu.be/H4anFpVsbSw
You have a young effeminate male who wants to marry an animal product and fellatio is fixing to take place when the minister who bonds them declares, “You may now eat the bride”
Back in December he warned of such things occurring when he addressed a congregation at the Tabernacle Baptist Church in Coralville, Iowa.
“Satan is attacking the great institutions of America, using those great vices of pride, vanity, and sensuality as the root to attack all of the strong plants that has so deeply rooted in the American tradition.”
What greater institution is there than one of our biggest fast food chain restaurants?
It might have been a burrito. He would be accused of marrying an illegal alien . . .
Okay, we’re on a roll here now. Anyone for sausages? 🙂
Yes, I think Rick will have some major problems with this. Thank goodness, it wasn’t a commercial about a guy being in love with a Nathan’s hot dog. That imagery would send him over the edge. 🙂
Oh, that would have been dicey Donna.