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The woman who went from being attacked by mountain lions to being eaten by mountain lions to being digested by mountain lions and excreted by mountain lions.

February 27, 2012
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I’ll be the first to admit that some of the things I tell you, might sound a bit far-fetched but that’s only because your own life is so boring and lifeless. I couldn’t believe that some of you didn’t believe I collected 22,997 signatures to stop Bon Jovi using the term ‘musicians’  because it’s a violation of the Trade Descriptions Act. Then there was the time I applied to be a Nun but they had some issue with me being an atheist man or something. Today, I was all set to tell you about the woman who went from being attacked by mountain lions to being eaten by mountain lions to being digested by mountain lions and excreted by mountain lions but you’ll probably think I’m making it up so here, have a look at the cover of the magazine instead:

 

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9 Responses to The woman who went from being attacked by mountain lions to being eaten by mountain lions to being digested by mountain lions and excreted by mountain lions.

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    February 29, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    One more good reason to be a stay-at-home couch potato.

  2. lbwoodgate
    February 28, 2012 at 9:52 am

    You do this was an article in “The Onion” don’t you?

    • February 28, 2012 at 12:41 pm

      I certainly do, it was ‘The Onion’ written on the top of the magazine that told me so.

  3. Deb Martin-Webster
    February 28, 2012 at 7:29 am

    LOL! Talking about a shitty journey, the circle of life, I think I’ll pass on that excitement. :)

    • February 28, 2012 at 12:40 pm

      i know, there are just some journeys that you don’t want to take. :)

  4. February 27, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    This is the craziest story I have ever heard. I don’t know anyone who was truly excrement. I mean I’ve known people who were shitheads but this goes much further than that name.

    • February 27, 2012 at 2:30 pm

      I know, it takes ‘shitheadism’ to a whole new level. :)

  5. February 27, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    I guess I’m not willing to go to these lengths to keep my life from being so boring and lifeless!

    • February 27, 2012 at 2:29 pm

      Not many people are Mike, not many people are :)



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