The woman who went from being attacked by mountain lions to being eaten by mountain lions to being digested by mountain lions and excreted by mountain lions.

I’ll be the first to admit that some of the things I tell you, might sound a bit far-fetched but that’s only because your own life is so boring and lifeless. I couldn’t believe that some of you didn’t believe I collected 22,997 signatures to stop Bon Jovi using the term ‘musicians’  because it’s a violation of the Trade Descriptions Act. Then there was the time I applied to be a Nun but they had some issue with me being an atheist man or something. Today, I was all set to tell you about the woman who went from being attacked by mountain lions to being eaten by mountain lions to being digested by mountain lions and excreted by mountain lions but you’ll probably think I’m making it up so here, have a look at the cover of the magazine instead:

 

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9 thoughts on “The woman who went from being attacked by mountain lions to being eaten by mountain lions to being digested by mountain lions and excreted by mountain lions.”

  1. LOL! Talking about a shitty journey, the circle of life, I think I’ll pass on that excitement. 🙂

  2. This is the craziest story I have ever heard. I don’t know anyone who was truly excrement. I mean I’ve known people who were shitheads but this goes much further than that name.

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