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Wolf Parents Would Probably Be More Attentive

May 17, 2012
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I’m not sure what’s more pathetic — the fact that my third child is ignored to the extent that he has to post his own school papers on our refrigerator — or the mediocre quality work that he is proudly displaying.

Lisa K. Nelson

Sitcom writer (Ellen, Suddenly Susan, Everybody Loves Raymond) who quit to raise three kids (initially adorable, currently insolent). Flight risk. Turn-ons: The Green Bay Packers, Bob Newhart, real butter. Turn-offs: Myself in the vanity mirror in broad daylight (Why do I keep looking?). Also the hyper half of ADHDivas -- coping, commiseration and comedy for parents of ADHD kids.

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4 Responses to Wolf Parents Would Probably Be More Attentive

  1. May 17, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    “Soon you like your new home”? Who made this homework sheet? Hop Sing?

    • May 18, 2012 at 1:38 am

      Makes sense — everything being made in China — even American public school homework…

  2. May 17, 2012 at 11:53 am

    I’d have him call, but I’m not sure he even knows how to use a phone.

  3. May 17, 2012 at 11:42 am

    Have him call me. As the third child out of four and the extra girl they had to keep before the son came along, I can relate. LOL



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