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Saudia Arabia Needs YOU!

March 11, 2013
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If you are looking for work and good with your hands, maybe you need to apply to help fill a shortage in Saudia Arabia. They need more swordsmen to perform the necessary beheadings throughout the land. The present number of swordsmen has fallen dangerously low, to the point where some beheadings have to be postponed. Some princes are even asking for permission to use firing squads, but we all know the old ways are the best. They have averaged 75 beheadings a year for the past few years and have beheaded 15 so far this year. If you are interested, you need to get going — chop chop!

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/03/11/good-with-a-sword-and-looking-for-work-saudi-arabia-needs-you.html

Mike Oberg

Photographer and former engineer, I write about things that bring me joy and passion. I believe God wants us all to laugh!

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5 Responses to Saudia Arabia Needs YOU!

  1. March 12, 2013 at 12:57 pm

    I am going to take a beheading class right now and then get out there and stat my new career.

  2. March 11, 2013 at 1:35 pm

    You know what they say; when you get a head…

    • March 11, 2013 at 5:06 pm

      I don’t want to stick my neck out…but what DO they say? šŸ™‚

  3. March 11, 2013 at 12:45 pm

    Seems the cutbacks are affecting everyone.

    • March 11, 2013 at 5:07 pm

      We probably need to get them to move forward with their plans for firing squads — this will keep more people employed.



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