Word has leaked that God has chosen the next pope. After much pontiff-icating he selected the Victor, whom we are told may not have been the most pope-u-lar choice. Tabloids have been speculating over whether this choice was going to lean toward the pastor future. But once he made up his mind, he proposed immediately, as he really didn’t want to Lucius one before he used up Paul of his roses.
It has long been the cardinal sin for God to express his feelings to a prospective pope until the final rose ceremony, and by rule cameras are prohibited from the fantasy suite. Though screams of “Oh God!” could be plainly heard out in the hallways while they were involved in some Celestine activities.
Many viewers will be happy with the outcome of a series that seems to have been moving at a Gelasius pace and often has felt like it’s stuck in wet Clement. Most suspected that producers were attempting to dime and Nicholas to death with commercials. Formosus, the tropical destinations have been much more exciting than the Urban settings, and many were left to wonder “how long chalice go on?”
Vatican watchers had been expecting him to pick a man who is Pius, but also Innocent of any of the recent crimes of the church. He’s really looking for not Symmachus a cardinal, but a pope. You can sense that they really want him to Lando good one. One earlier castoff was found to be a Boniface liar. And one had already Benedict ator earlier in his career. If it hadn’t been for that one blemish on Gregory would have kept him. One was Constantinely getting drunk. Another spent too much time in the John. He let another go after being angrily asked “What’s stigmata with you?”
We are told that the intended has said ‘yes’, but since he is a jealous man, he’s laid out the requirement that there be no ex-communication with the previous Pope. God agreed, telling him that Benedict now means nothing to him and is just a papal weight.
The finale will air Monday night at 7:00pm eastern standard time on ABC.
HAHAHAHA!! “What’s stigmata with you?” Bloody funny stuff Richard!!
Are you Siricius Richard? That was so Cornelius.
Well I tried at least. 😉
Yes, definitely Cornelius.
These reality shows get stranger all the time! In this show, the bachelor goes to Rome and leaves the women behind.
Funny stuff, Mike!