I’m not saying my way is the best way but its way better than your way and that’s a fact. With great responsibility comes great responsibility to make the world or at least its people, better. I know I live a privileged life and that I was born awesome while you can only sit there in complete and utter awe of my brilliance. For this reason and this reason alone, I share with you today, the Bill Y Exercise Regime of Real Greatness:
My kind of workout! I can also use the block as a coaster for my beer.
And that’s why you’re so special Deborah, you think outside the block!
Brilliant. We need to see you demonstrate this in a video to make sure we’re doing it right!
No can do I’m afraid, Bill Y needs to stay under the radar and besides the witness protection program won’t allow it!
All those exercise gurus have been lying to us all these years!
That’s what Bill Y is all about Kathy. I dispel myths. I’m a myth-dispeller, if you will!
Finally, now I can give up my gym membership!
There really is no end to how helpful Bill Y is!