A man in Stockton, CA rented The Smurfs 2 from a Red Box machine. Even though the disc had the correct label, it turned out to be a hardcore porn movie. In related news, there has been a surge of interest from fathers everywhere to rent The Smurfs 2.
This was bound to happen sooner or later. I promise to be more careful in the future.
You mean they didn’t expect a blue movie?!
Maybe the production company is pulling a Willy Wonka. Only a few guys get the porn disk, but it drives rentals up.
“Smurfing” will be a new catch word!
Ok, I am going to say it: A lot of Blue Balls? There. I made a dirty joke.
Smurfette must be very tired.