Talk about not being in the wrong place and the wrong time. Scurvy Jane’s sister “Ring Worm” Rhonda is doing a study on the effects of alcohol and creativity. It just so happens that Thirsty Dave is a man who consumes alcohol at fairly regular intervals and he just so happens to be massively creative so he’s the perfect candidate to help her out with her studies. We need to stress that the collective and I do not condone the constant drinking of copious amounts of alcohol but it does seem to work for Thirsty Dave. Here’s two personal ad’s he recently wrote, one while sober and one while not so sober:
Sober Ad
Not so Sober Ad
For some reason, Humor Outcasts won’t let me post a reply here. Will it work this time?
Aha! It did!
When I fail at something first time, I give up. No patience for anything has Bill Y.
Most telling is the second ad doesn’t specify gender.
Oh wait..it does. Damn.
Only at the end of it though.
Good to see the sober guy not employing age discrimination.
Equal opportunity all the way is Thirsty Dave.
I have to admit that the alcohol laden ad has more color. The sober ad just reeks of desperation. Just my humble opinion
Now I think the Sober ad has more colour. Is is not a greeny, yellowy kind of color?