Sugartastic Daddy John recently went to a job interview but he didn’t get the job. His résumé is pretty impressive but there’s a gap of three years where he had no work experience or life experiences listed. I told him he had to put something down for the missing three years but I didn’t expect him to do this:
If you steal a cat’s nose, how many years can you get?
It depends on how well the cat is connected!
Hilarious. They should add time for nose fraud.
Aw c’mon, it’s nothing to be sniffed at!
I thought they only gave you a slap on the wrist and time served for nose stealing?
It depends on what state you’re in Deb and also what state you’re in!
Had I known that stealing a nose was a felony, I would have been more careful myself. I hope there is a statute of limitations
There is as long as you don’t cut off your nose to spite your face!