Thirsty Dave hasn’t been himself lately. Ever since his local bar increased the price of beer, he’s lost his edge. He isn’t as sarcastic as he once was, he’s gained co-ordination and learned how to stop slurring his words but then again he is learning what it’s like to be sober. He still has his friends but they all live in the bar and he’s refused to visit them on a point of principle. Coincidentally, the price of a pint of Principle, has remained the same. Unless they decrease the price of beer, he’s not going to the bar again and this creates far-reaching problems. I just feel sorry for the people in the bar trade. Without his business, the industry will go into decline and there will be many redundancies. I went to visit him the other day and just got the feeling that he’s turning his back on society and withdrawing into himself:
Thirsty Dave’s sobriety can cause financial disaster. Drink Dave Drink!
The thirsty one visits each of my countries for one week each year.I copied the idea from the Munich Beer Festival in Munich. That one week keeps the economy afloat for the other 50 weeks in the year!
I haven’t gotten so much as tipsy in 25 years. Yes, I’m ashamed, but we all have character flaws.
Apart from me, nobody is perfect but it’s the trying that matters.
This is so sad! some people are meant to be sober and some are not. And I think if you come into this world with a name like Thirsty Dave, chances are you are in the “not” category!
Massively valid point and it makes me think about Ellen Fapper!
Home improvement! I’ve got a friend whose uncle used to purchase beer by the pallet at Costco. Please pass along this economical suggestion.
Thirsty Dave has some sort of card that he uses to but his beer. His bank then debits his account. Not quite sure how it works but seems like an interesting concept!
I’m surprised he didn’t finish the top row before taking the picture!
Ah logic and the thirsty one do not see eye to eye!