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Peerless President?

January 27, 2017

Photo credit: Ed291975

For the upcoming trial of Not-My-President Trump, Russian prostitutes are being issued summonses so that he is guaranteed a jury of his peers.

Bill Spencer

Bill Spencer’s humor writing has been published by Funny Times, Narrative magazine, Reader’s Digest, The Sun, The Inconsequential, Clever magazine, Defenestration, The Short Humour Site, Hobo Pancakes, and Nuthouse. He has also published scholarly articles on the novels of Cormac McCarthy and is co-author of an unproduced screenplay, “Angel Pays a Visit.” He lives in a cabin in the mountains of North Carolina with his wife, artist-poet Carolyn Elkins.

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4 Responses to Peerless President?

  1. Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden
    January 28, 2017 at 5:43 am

    If the walls could talk…

    • Bill Spencer
      January 28, 2017 at 7:05 am

      With all the cameras in them, they sort of CAN.

  2. January 27, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    Prostitutes are a bit too classy a group for him aren’t they?

    • Bill Spencer
      January 27, 2017 at 3:53 pm

      True, but the ones he has associated with are known to be “peers.”

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