The Girls
I have two daughters— a 2-year-old and a 5-month-old and although their names are Alexandra (Alex) and Charlotte (Charley) everyone insists on referring to them as “the girls.” While it’s a totally reasonable (and very […]
Author: Diana Davis
Diana is a writer who started as a baker who didn’t bake, a dental assistant to the dental assistant and a shoe saleswoman who gagged around feet. Since then, she’s written all kinds of stuff for all kinds of companies in all kinds of offices. She’s even written newspaper ads for car dealers (some of her best work has probably lined your birdcage).
If you woke up one day covered in baby poop with one shaved leg, knee-deep in your husband's dirty drawers and thought, "Wow, that must have been one hell of a roofie," then her blog, The Spew, just might be for you.
Diana's work has been featured on BonBon Break, BluntMOMS and Erma Bombeck's Writers' Workshop. You can also find her on Facebook, Twitter and living in Jersey (stop judging).
5 Shades of Coffee
I take my coffee beige. Not brown or ivory or that awful cadaver gray color you get when you use skim milk. And certainly not black—Jesus, who do I look like, Vin Diesel? I assume […]
Horror movies don’t happen in open floor plans
My husband, Tom, and I were watching American Horror Story: My Roanoke Nightmare when suddenly a creepy-ass, knife-wielding guy wearing a pig head jumped out of hiding and scared the shit out of Sara Paulson. We both […]
What Your Favorite Color Says About You
I was cleaning out my closet when I discovered this… Don’t bother counting. There are 8. Plus this one makes 9. Then I started looking around my house and made a few other discoveries like […]
21 Things Your Pre-Pregnancy Jeans Would Say If They Could Breathe
Noooooo! Anything but the pliers. I don’t care about your ribs. Suck in harder! “These jeans” don’t give you camel toe. Your fat ass does. Seriously, even porn stars don’t get this up-close and personal […]
WHO GHOST FARTED?
I believe in it all—good luck, bad luck, vampires, werewolves, knocking three times, black cats, Bigfoot, leprechauns, angels and astrology (I worry that my scheduled C-section will one day give my daughter an astrological identity […]