Beep

I’m not the kind of person who uses his car horn. For whatever reason, I just never use it. I guess I’ve always felt that people who use it are kind of annoying. In fact, if you asked me, while driving, to honk the horn, it would probably take me a few seconds to remember where it is even located. Which is unfortunate when someone decides to start driving into the lane which I’m already occupying, because pretty much no one can hear, “HEY YOU DUMB CUNT!” when I’ve got the windows down.