The title to this piece was my Facebook status last night, well really, this morning at about 1:30am. It actually said “Drunker than a skunk om Halloween with a trashcan and a can of ,ace.” I was not a typing scholar, obviously, after a bottle of wine and five tooter shots.
When I saw the Facebook status during the day, because, of course, I did not remember I had written it, (due to the fact I had been drunker than a skunk), I tried to figure out exactly what a meant.
So here it goes:
1) A drunk skunk would be dangerous, and his spray would be his own mace
2) A drunk skunk on Halloween would probably raid a trashcan full of half eaten candy.
3) A drunk skunk would use mace to keep other skunks and creatures away from his Halloween loot.
4) How did the skunk get drunk? Too much Halloween candy.
5) The can of mace is really his ass spraying that stuff skunks spray.
However, I always assumed it came from their ass.
Not sure if that is true.
Maybe next time I drink too much I will figure that one out.