[Possibly Rated R, Proceed with Caution]
Women are to be handled with kid gloves… all the time. There is no exception to this rule and you cannot waver. If you do… she’ll bite your head off, shit down your exposed esophagus, reattach your head, and make you take out the garbage. Later that night, she’ll fuck your brains out and tell you that she loves you. Confused? That’s how she likes you.