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What to get your favorite Snooki fan – REVISED

December 22, 2011
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Do you have a friend or family member who is a diehard Snooki fan? Do you really? Someone who relishes in everything Snooki – the way she looks, talks dresses etc? Are you really freaking friends with this person??? Below find some great gifts, if you can imagine it, for that one, psycho Snooki fan. Or, check out the revisions after the descriptions if you are  a real friend!

Snooki Make-Up
Ever heard your sister or friend say she wants those bright pink lips or sparkly, smokey eye-shadowed lids like Snooki? The “Jersey Shore” star has admitted to never leaving the house without make-up and that she uses Avon. Her mom sells Avon and she swears by it, saying it stays on longer than other make-up she has used. Why not get an Avon make-up basket as a gift, with all the Snooki trimmings (bronzer, lip gloss and eyeliner).
AVON

OR: GET PUNCHED IN THE CHEEKS AND CALL THAT HER NEW BLUSHER

Snooki Hair
Why not get that same Snooki up-do for your friend? It’s fun, it’s in and she’ll love going to the salon to get it done. A great gift would be sending your favorite Snooki fan to the salon to get her hair “Snooki-fied,” but then also giving a gift on how to do it on her own. All you need is a comb for teasing, hairspray (which she sprays for five minutes straight!) and a clip or bumpit to hold all of it together.
Sebastian: Strong Hairspray
Teasing Comb
Bumpits (clips)

OR: TAKE A BIRDS NEST FROM THE TREE IN THE BACKYARD, PLACE IT ON HER HEAD, CLIP IT IN WITH A PAPER-CLIP AND VOILA!
Ugg’s
Who doesn’t love an Ugg? And Snooki likes to wear Uggs with leggings when she is not clubbing or tanning. Uggs would be a great gift, and they are also practical too since you can wear them with jeans, skirts, leggings and more.
UGG

OR: SPEND THAT MONEY THAT ON THERAPY FOR YOUR FRIEND

Hair Hiding Hats
When Snooki doesn’t feel like doing her hair (she claims to go out it takes her a full two hours to get ready), she wears hats. Her favorite hats are by Ed Hardy, and they are fun and shiny and noticeable. A great stocking stuffer.
Ed Hardy Caps

OR: GET HIM OR HER THAT FACE HIDING HAT FROM “FAT ALBERT” THAT DUMB DONALD WORE SO THEIR WHOLE FACE IS COVERED AND THEN THEY CAN BE DUMB SNOOKI

Pickles
So this would be a gag gift of course, but a true Snooki fan knows that the “Jersey Shore” star lovespickles. And that true fan will probably never forget the pickle sucking episode from December 2009. A jar of pickles, a stuffed pickle (like a stuffed animal), a statue of a pickle or a pickle ornament would all be fun ideas as a gag gift.
The Best Tasting Pickles
Pickle Stress Toy
Pickle Ornament

OR: WELL,  A JAR OF PICKLES WOULD BE A PRETTY LAME GIFT, SO NO CHANGES NEEDED ON THIS ONE! (unless you can find a pickle dildo)

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2 Responses to What to get your favorite Snooki fan – REVISED

  1. December 22, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    • December 22, 2011 at 8:36 pm

      wow! yikes! altho i think childs might actually be attractive! 😉



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