It’s part three of my life lessons from the cinema, this one could get you out of some serious legal trouble…
Where to drive drunk: First off, let me start by saying that drunk driving is unbelievably moronic and dangerous and no one anywhere should do it, ever. Having said that, if you’re going to do it anyway, at least do it in Minnesota. Why the North Star state, you ask? Simple. Because as THE MIGHTY DUCKS so astutely pointed out, if you’re caught driving under the influence in the land of 10,000 lakes, your penalty will likely be nothing more than a court mandate demanding you coach a rag-tag pee wee hockey team to frozen glory. Quack, quack, quack…
So funny that this is in the land of Michelle Bachmann! Well, maybe that does make sense.
And he has to take the whole team out for pizza after every game. That alone would make going to jail look better.