Wandering Willy Wilkinson is a thoughtful man who has never been accused of being interesting. A man who has been accused of being boring, more times than that Euro has been accused of being weak, a week doesn’t pass when he doesn’t wonder where he gets the motivation to put one foot in front of the other and reach the inevitable conclusion that his life isn’t going anywhere. To truly understand the extent of how mind-numbingly average, Wandering Willy Wilkinson is, we need get inside his head. Wait a minute, I think we may have just found something:
Definitely a Walter Mitty type, but I think a lot of us share that.
I think this guy dreams of the day when he can be mentioned in the same breath as Walter Mitty. Hang on, this is that day!