Jesus: What’s wrong, Billy? You look like you’ve seen a holy ghost.
Billy: (Holding Head) Aw, it’s my parents.
Jesus: Honor thy mother and thy father.
Billy: Yeah, I know that. But it’s just that…
Jesus: Yes, my son…
Billy: I walked in on my dad having sex with my mom. It was awful!
Jesus: I see…
Billy: So… you’ve walked in on your parents before, too?
Jesus: Aw, hell no. Gross! My mom has never had sex and she never will!!
Sounds hysterically accurate to me!
ha! clever