I’m not the type of person who describes himself as an amateur. When I try my hand at something new, I’m usually brilliant but that’s only because I’m a modest, humble, unconfident kind of guy who is afraid of offending those who are not in my league and nobody is in my league. My head is so big that Ryanair refuses to let me on their planes unless I pay for seven intelligent adults and four annoying little brat-kids and I don’t even know seven intelligent adults. It’s important to grow as a person and Thirsty Dave’s head has started to grow at an alarming rate. Ryanair refuse to let him on their planes unless he pays. He’s going around telling anyone who will listen to him that “Alcohol is a solution”. What makes it worse is that he’s right too:
Please tell me Ryanair isn’t owned by Ryan Seacrest.
That’s a popular misconception, it’s run by Michael O’Leary and if my country was run by him, things would be a hell of a lot better than they are now.
I think someone may be diluted, …er, I mean…deluded!
Thirsty Dave is one deluded dude. Not sure if he likes anything that’s diluted though!
I always knew there was a reason to pay attention in Chemistry class!
I’ve no sympathy for anyone who Makes bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon!
Sic!