Bradley/Chelsea Manning? Here are the Jokes

Normally I would save this for the stage but since I like you guys so much, you get to see it here first.
Since Bradley grew up a few miles down the road from where I live, I may a little extra incite. Here goes:

So Bradley turns out to be a dame. Told you so: Women can’t keep secrets.

Don’t know why he picked the name, Chelsea. Maybe he thought Leavenworth couldn’t Handler.

One thing that’s a shame. They convicted him/her under a full moon. C’mon, Army, no respect for her
hometown? She’s from Crescent.

Both Manning and Snowden have that same washish-bespectacled-dispassionate look. That’s why you
won’t find me spilling the beans to Harry Potter. Or worse yet, Harriet Potter.

What if Edward Snowden also wants a sex change? In Russia, he picked the wrong country to hide out.
In East Germany they’d put him on the Olympic team.

35 years is a tad harsh. But better to spend it in a women’s prison than a man’s. So many more inmates
to dish with.

In the past, whistle-blowers have been entitled to a big cut of any suit settlements. Manning’s lawyers
are hoping for this. A class action suit with 315 million clients could amount to a big windfall.

If so, Chelsea could easily be the best dressed gal in her cell block.