Siri’s nerdy, smug programmers are boring, and they’re hurting sales. So Apple’s mischievous Marketing Dept. sneaked Cuervo into the programmers’ water cooler.
Now, Siri can’t be tamed.
Average Joe to Siri: “Is ‘neurode’ a real word?”
Siri: “Delving into physics? Oh I forgot. It’s 3:00. Time for Words With Friends.”