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Beard Squirrel

Carlos Javier Enrique ‘Papa Don Juan” O’Reilly aka Jimmy Schmidt aka The Don aka Skinny Mike Delorean aka The Man with One Name is known to his friends as Pat. Like most people, Pat likes to keep up to date on the cultural happenings of squirrel involvement in society as we know it. Pat had a fight with his girlfriend and she wouldn’t talk to him for 19 years so he decided to look for another girlfriend. Pat, a bearded dude, wanted something that would attract the ladies and man did he find it:

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Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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8 Responses to Beard Squirrel

  1. Deb Martin-Webster
    October 3, 2014 at 9:10 pm

    Bill I do believe this is the most insane product you’ve ever posted. I’m speechless, lol.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      October 4, 2014 at 9:56 am

      Even more insane that the Captain Kirk Voice Operated Kebab Bible Reader?

  2. October 3, 2014 at 11:54 am

    Phrase I never thought I would ever encounter: “a hip beard ornament.”

    • Bill Y Ledden
      October 4, 2014 at 9:53 am

      Well I’m never going to wear a beard on my hip and that’s not open to debate.

  3. October 3, 2014 at 9:24 am

    are those made for all areas of the body?

    • Bill Y Ledden
      October 4, 2014 at 9:52 am

      They are but the beardy ones are the cheapest.

  4. October 3, 2014 at 8:18 am

    Girls like this? Only the squirrely ones. Ewwwwww!

    • Bill Y Ledden
      October 4, 2014 at 9:57 am

      Well, the squarely girls are in two minds about it! 😉



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