Chad the grad’s mum and dad were so glad that they took out an ad.

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

This is the not very inspirational story of Chad, a not so smart lad. If brains were taxed, he’d get a refund. His antenna does not pick up all the channels. He has verbal diarrhea and mental constipation. If brains were gas, he wouldn’t have enough to drive around the inside of a Cheerio. When it came to exams, Chad was massively bad and because of this, his folks went raving mad but they were rich folk and spent a lot of money on helping him improve his grades. They say money can’t buy you love but it can buy your son the grades he can’t achieve by himself. The word on the street is that his folks greased the hands of the unprincipled principal and graduation was no longer a distant dream. They then decided to pretend that divine intervention was the reason for the turnaround in their son’s miraculous results:

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8 thoughts on “Chad the grad’s mum and dad were so glad that they took out an ad.”

  1. “If brains were taxed, he’d get a refund.”

    Hah! I’ll have to remember that one. 😉

    And oh – the remark about not being able to drive around the inside of a Cheerio is PRICELESS! BWAHAHAHA!

    1. Methinks Chads brain wasn’t taxed enough and that’s what got him into this fine mess in the first place!

  3. If brains were gas, he wouldn’t have enough to drive around the inside of a Cheerio – awww that is pretty limited brain power. Oh Bill Y, you outdid yourself on description here! so funny!

    1. I just knew our Friday night insult sessions would eventually pay off! You take one group of friends who know each other a long time and can handle insults. Put them in a circle and let them go off on one. That’s where most of Bill Y’s material comes from anyway!

  4. “If brains were gas, he wouldn’t have enough to drive around the inside of a Cheerio.”

    Hilarious. I’ll have to remember this one as a retort for some of the least cognitive people who frequent my personal space.

    1. Most people I know are 100% mockers and have a retort for everything but that one usually shuts them up alright!

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