Citizens Demand Government Immediately Produce Ebola Vaccine That They Can Refuse

Hysterical citizens terrified of contracting Ebola during the deadliest Ebola outbreak in U.S. history are demanding the government discover and produce an Ebola vaccine immediately.


Lori Wilson of ‘Concerned Riled-up Angry Zealous Youth,’ a group of anti-vaccination enthusiasts:

“The government is dragging their feet on this. They could have had a vaccine for Ebola by now. We’re already refusing to take the vaccine for chicken pox, measles, mumps, rubella, tuberculosis, tetanus, diphtheria, pertussis, hepatitis, rotavirus, polio, influenza, meningitis, and human papilloma virus. It’s just irresponsible that there’s no Ebola vaccine to shun as well.”

It’s amazing that a government that can perfect the technology to fake moon landings, poison municipal water supplies with mind-controlling fluoride, fool the country into thinking that 9/11 actually happened, stuff all of those colors into our rain, elect a non-U.S. citizen…but can’t come up with a simple vaccine for this crazy disease so that I can refuse to take it? That’s bureaucracy for you!”

Wilson says the sooner the government gets the Ebola vaccine together, the sooner she can avoid it.

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