How Thirsty Dave became The King

Thirsty Dave has recently taken a different approach to his relationships with women. For a long time he was himself but as he’s a truly horrible person, that just wasn’t working. He decided not to be himself and is currently seeing four women. As is the case with these things, he asked Jill Y and I for advice and we told him that he should be a gentleman, always listen, play video games and talk about Star Wars and to be nice, smart and funny. The thirsty took notes and was a perfect student. I can’t believe we didn’t see this coming:

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4 thoughts on “How Thirsty Dave became The King”

    1. I think he’s changed beyond repair. He doesn’t even use swear words anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!

  1. Ah yes, the friendzone king. I must admit there were a few guys I knew in high school and college that I knew wanted to break out of the friend zone, but there was no way it was going to happen. The good news is that the friendzone king gets to talk about Star Wars and play video games, which is fun. So there’s that…

    1. I hear you sister but we’re trying to get Thirsty Dave married in the hope that we’ll see him less. This is our own doing and we’ll just have to find a way out of it. You don’t have any friends who are looking for a thirsty man, do you? Naturally, there will be monetary recompense.

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