He asked them to listen carefully.
They didn’t
Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!
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“Wait – was it 2 loaves and 3 fishes? Or 3 loaves and 2 fishes? Or 2 loaves and…fuck it. Let’s order take out.”
Take out sounds damn good to me.
I blame it on the water-into-wine trick. Hard to stay focused after a few cups.
I’ve read some of his words and they sound like he drank too much of his own water!
And let’s not forget about the ones who twisted his words to meet personal agendas!
I know quite a few of those!
And can you imagine if they had smartphones and tablets. No one would have listened.
The word on the street is that Moses was into his tablets!
These are only the authorized versions too.
There’s more that didn’t make the canonical cut. 🙁
Maybe they cam make a Director’s Canonical Cut?