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Jesus Christ

He asked them to listen carefully.
They didn’t

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Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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10 Responses to Jesus Christ

  1. November 12, 2014 at 12:05 pm

    “Wait – was it 2 loaves and 3 fishes? Or 3 loaves and 2 fishes? Or 2 loaves and…fuck it. Let’s order take out.”

    • Bill Y Ledden
      November 12, 2014 at 1:38 pm

      Take out sounds damn good to me.

  2. Deb Martin-Webster
    November 11, 2014 at 6:08 pm

    I blame it on the water-into-wine trick. Hard to stay focused after a few cups.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      November 12, 2014 at 1:37 pm

      I’ve read some of his words and they sound like he drank too much of his own water!

  3. November 11, 2014 at 8:21 am

    And let’s not forget about the ones who twisted his words to meet personal agendas!

    • Bill Y Ledden
      November 12, 2014 at 1:36 pm

      I know quite a few of those!

  4. November 11, 2014 at 7:23 am

    And can you imagine if they had smartphones and tablets. No one would have listened.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      November 12, 2014 at 1:36 pm

      The word on the street is that Moses was into his tablets!

  5. November 11, 2014 at 6:10 am

    These are only the authorized versions too.

    There’s more that didn’t make the canonical cut. 🙁

    • Bill Y Ledden
      November 12, 2014 at 1:35 pm

      Maybe they cam make a Director’s Canonical Cut?



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