My name is Abesaloma Kapule and I am a 26-year-old shoelace from the Polynesian Island of Puka-Puka. My father is a Blue Tribal Turtle Flip Flop from Bora Bora and my mother is a Tahitian Head Dress of a Hulu Dancer. I was born at a very young age and before I grew up and grew a beard, I grew increasingly frustrated at the lack of available country music of the 1980s on the island. Before long, I went mad and started wearing a Stetson. As you can imagine, the other shoelaces didn’t understand what my massive problem was and I soon became an outcast. I came on The Voice to represent all Stetson wearing, shoelace outcasts. If Blake Shelton turns his chair for me, I’m going to ask him if anything rhymes with ‘shoelace’ or if he knows anything about the latest internet craze of scotch tape selfies:
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14 thoughts on “My name is Abesaloma Kapule and I am a 26-year-old shoelace from the Polynesian Island of Puka-Puka.”
You know, this could be the latest trend in bank robbing disguises. Instead of putting a pair of pantyhose over your head, you can just tape up your face and nobody will recognize you.
I think our friends in these pictures like the camera far too much to hide their faces!
I’m glad I wasn’t eating when I looked at these — stupidity can be nauseating!
Most things I try my hand at are nauseating! Pro Tip:Don’t do this, it really hurts when you’re trying to get the tape off!
This is brilliant! Hoping folks remember to not cover both the nose and mouth. Great find.
Some might say their nose and mouth are the first things that they should cover!
Well Bill, I guess you can fix stupid. All you need is a roll of tape! Or should I say affixing stupid? lol!
Now there’s very little that Bill Y can’t fix but would you bother?
And people think it’s mean to demand that some people not be allowed to reproduce. How bored must these people be?
I would say, massively, massively bored.
3M’s stock just went up 10 fold
Ah but that won’t stick!
Sorry, I need to get some air or something.
Stetsons are cool.
Tape selfies are not.
If I was going to get into that stuff, I would make a commitment and stick to it!
You know, this could be the latest trend in bank robbing disguises. Instead of putting a pair of pantyhose over your head, you can just tape up your face and nobody will recognize you.
I think our friends in these pictures like the camera far too much to hide their faces!
I’m glad I wasn’t eating when I looked at these — stupidity can be nauseating!
Most things I try my hand at are nauseating! Pro Tip:Don’t do this, it really hurts when you’re trying to get the tape off!
This is brilliant! Hoping folks remember to not cover both the nose and mouth. Great find.
Some might say their nose and mouth are the first things that they should cover!
Well Bill, I guess you can fix stupid. All you need is a roll of tape! Or should I say affixing stupid? lol!
Now there’s very little that Bill Y can’t fix but would you bother?
And people think it’s mean to demand that some people not be allowed to reproduce. How bored must these people be?
I would say, massively, massively bored.
3M’s stock just went up 10 fold
Ah but that won’t stick!
Sorry, I need to get some air or something.
Stetsons are cool.
Tape selfies are not.
If I was going to get into that stuff, I would make a commitment and stick to it!
I know, I shouldn’t be allowed computer.