I refer to my younger brother as “he who is not as massively confused as I am”. This is because he is not as massively confused as I am. I refer to my younger sister as “she who knows better than I in all situations”. This is because she knows better than I in all situations. Peter refers to his younger brother as something totally different and only he knows why:
My sister wanted to name me “Shiglyogly,” which somehow became my nickname, or Shig, for short.
Now that is definitely one of the cooler nicknames.
So Sean Penn is smelly? Cuz that’s a Penn, look real close.
Well I wouldn’t have mocked him if I knew he was a Penn, no way!
Peter is a man of few words.
And yet he has a pensive look about him.
Interesting. I refer to my older sister as “Stop it!”
I refer to my sister’s friend as “don’t stop it!”