Thirsty Dave was telling us about his new girlfriend. The word on the street is that she has her feet planted firmly on the ground, can beat anyone in a staring contest and has movie-star looks. Judging by the picture he sent us, the word on the street is spot on:
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12 thoughts on “Thirsty Dave’s New Girlfriend.”
She’s not all she’s cut out to be.
I don’t know, she is a pretty attractive piece of cardboard!
Shouldn’t he be the one who’s stiff? 🙂
It is a pretty attractive piece of cardboard alright!
She looks a bit “board.”
And he looks terrified!
From the side she’s way to thin, unhealthily so.
I couldn’t agree with you more. Unfortunately it’s all the rage these days.
She seems a little stiff.
She probably speaks more sense than the thirsty one does!
Looks like he is trying to cop a feel! Bad Don Don’s.
I don’t know, Bad Don Don’s, he looks like he’s scared to cop a feel!
She’s not all she’s cut out to be.
I don’t know, she is a pretty attractive piece of cardboard!
Shouldn’t he be the one who’s stiff? 🙂
It is a pretty attractive piece of cardboard alright!
She looks a bit “board.”
And he looks terrified!
From the side she’s way to thin, unhealthily so.
I couldn’t agree with you more. Unfortunately it’s all the rage these days.
She seems a little stiff.
She probably speaks more sense than the thirsty one does!
Looks like he is trying to cop a feel! Bad Don Don’s.
I don’t know, Bad Don Don’s, he looks like he’s scared to cop a feel!