This stuff makes me angry…. I mean like still-sooooo-mad -that-the-Patriots-one-the-Super-Bowl level of angry.
And the situation could be fixed with a simple sheet of plastic wrap or one of the used take-out container that we’ve been hording for the last 13 years. But noooo…we just have to put stuff in the fridge open because, for some apparent reason, we are trying to study the process of fossilizing food.
I am fairly certain that,when this happens in the summer, our neighbors close their windows and turn their air conditioners on, NOT to protect themselves from the heat but, because our windows are open and they don’t want to gag from the dead-corpse fumes that are emitted each time we open up our refrigerator door.
I think you can actually smell this if you lean forward and press your nose on to the screen.
(I was kidding…if you are now wiping nose-oil off of your screen, please write me and submit yourself for a potential blog post)
So to the “secret evil elves” in my house who are leaving these items in our fridge, know this: We have a kitchen drawer that overflows with unmatched plastic containers and lids… so full that the lids fall out on the floor and the containers sometimes get stuck on the bottom of the drawer above it and you can’t open it..kind of full. Maybe if ya’d use one of THOSE containers our “frigerator” won’t smell like garlic-mustard-chocolate-hot-pepper-cheddar-Parmesan-onion-old-tube-sock-turkey-stuffing, Ya Jagoffs!
We should wrap those people in plastic and try make some sort of point or something!
Wow — my nose left a print on the screen! This kind of thing might be useful in future forensic investigations.
But Daaaaaaad, it takes soooooo much tiiiiiiiiiiiiime to wrap stuff…
I get an earful for not covering stuff when I cook it in the microwave. Splatter is not a good thing I am told.
I would say that this sounds like my fridge, but even I don’t put uncovered food in there. :p
Respect the leftovers. They’ve given so much to us!
Yeah, baby! The fridge actually sucks the moisture out of unwrapped food, leaving desiccated leftovers that can only be moistened by drinking the two drops left in milk cartons that are put back.