German doctors have developed a new vibrator implant that once inside a woman’s body, can be controlled from a smart phone or other device. The company which manufactures the Orgasmia offers a 20-year guarantee on the motor and covers half of the price of any upgrades that might “come” in the future. The cost for the implant is a mere $6,500.
Needless to say, I have some questions about this product:
1. If you turn it on while behind the wheel, is this considered buzzed driving?
2. Will we have to think twice when we ask people to “put their phones on vibrate?”
and finally
3. Is this the real eHarmony?
Those nice people who gave us the Volkswagen Beetle and trains that run on time are now giving us this? Was ist geschehn?
“She’s getting good vibrations. She’s getting excitations.”
Wow! Can you imagine going through the metal detectors at the airport!
HA HA Didn’t think about that Rena!
This stuff terrifies me Don Don’s. Please hide it from Jill Y! 🙂
oh BIll Y, I think the very idea of this product is that it is hidden.
Yikes!
My thoughts exactly Diane!
Reportedly, “Itttt’ssss wwworrrrrrth evvvverrrrrrrry pennnnny.”
HA HA!!!
Seems to me we’re halfway to world peace; now to take care of the guys.
Now, the trick is getting the men their own toy too?
Exactly! And it shouldn’t be as hard. Er, so to speak.
OMG! Now I have heard everything.
I guess Janie, everything can be upgraded for the technological world?
Oh, German engineering! What will they think of next?
I’m sort of afraid to ask Suzette! I think we should be afraid.
It’s cheaper to just put a regular cellphone, set to vibrate, in your underpants and give yourself a “buzz” from another phone.
I don’t know Mike. That seems like just as much trouble as a relationship.
Exactly! And it shouldn’t be as hard. Er, so to speak.
Sorry, I put that in the wrong place.
Wow, the double meanings are coming out to play.