To: IveGotABigMissile@hotmail.com
From: hackerboy20@gmail.com
Re: Your Ashley Madison account.
Hi there. We found your account on the Ashley Madison site. It would be very unfortunate if your wife were to learn that you were an active part of a cheater “community.” But since you are a Missile Operations Officer with the Air Force there is a simple way to ensure this doesn’t happen. Please reply with (1) the launch code for the Trident II D5 and (2) the password to the server hosting the main Air Force firewall.
To: hackerboy20@gmail.com
From: IveGotABigMissile@hotmail.com
Re: Do NOT proceed!!!!!
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Password: “password” (all lowercase)
To: IveGotABigMissile@hotmail.com
From: hackerboy20@gmail.com
Re: Got it
Thanks. We’re all good now. Thought you’d be interested to know that your wife is on the site as well. Best.
My first response to the Ashley Madison hacking story was that this was a bonanza for humorists. And I was right. nicely done.
Would loyal users of the site, then, be faithful users–or unfaithful users?
Do you think they’d be helped by high fidelity music?
I think a regular user is faithfully unfaithful. Good point!