I require the voluntary giving of help and in return I will volunteer two tickets to a movie that’s not on general release at the moment.

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I’m not an abacus in the structural sense of the word but that doesn’t mean that you can’t count on me. If someone would care to share the medication that stops you from getting sick when you hear the so-called music of Bon Jovi, I will be happy to give them two tickets to see the new Star Wars movie, Return of The Jedi.

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2 thoughts on “I require the voluntary giving of help and in return I will volunteer two tickets to a movie that’s not on general release at the moment.”

  1. I think you’re mocking me because I don’t understand math. Your questions are numbers 1 and 3 but there’s no number 2 and 2.998.

  2. Congratulations on mastering time travel, Bill Y, and since you have also outed yourself as an abacus-like math genius, please help me with 3 math questions:

    1. We know the speed of light, but what is the speed of HEAVY?
    Does the equation C = XXXL over lbs. even begin to explain it?

    3. I understand about ground coffee and ground pepper and even ground beef, but how does one grind ZERO?
    Or should I ask, “How does ONE grind ZERO?”

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