The Starbucks Crapper Jag

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If you’re not familiar with the Greentree Starbucks (near my home), you would have no idea how cramped the store AND the parking lot is.  The parking lot has been a frequent topic of #PeterParkers on my blog.

Basically, picture a Starbucks built into one of those Tiny Houses.  Like, so small that, when they steam the cream for the latte, espresso, cappuccino…. or whatever they put that stuff on…the guy across the room’s eye glasses steam up.

So, after my short meeting and smoothie drink at this Starbucks, I headed to the restroom because I had a long drive coming up and, well, my mom used to threaten me with the fear of God if I didn’t “Try to pee” before we left the house. Just as I said goodbye to the person that I had met with, I saw “a guy” heading to the single-stall restroom…he was carrying a newspaper into there.. and he was 5 steps ahead of me!   He was going in there to do a “sit down!!!”

Are you kidding me?  In this little place….with a ton of patrons…he’s gonna go stink up the joint?

(And in this place…it’s so small…I mean stink up the ENTIRE joint!)

Dude…. I understand the ramifications of IBS and how things like a Starbucks lotta-crappa-lotta-with-an-extra-shot-of-caramel can run through ya.  But…have some class.  Do your morning sodoku poo at home… or at work after you punch in (on company time).  Not here in the tiny Starbucks, Ya Jagoff!

 

Public Service Announcement: If you are on your smart phone when pooping, remember, in order to keep your screen germ free, TYPE before you WIPE!  (you’re welcome)

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2 thoughts on “The Starbucks Crapper Jag”

  1. We have a Starbucks in work however work has started following me home. I get confused about which is home and which is work. Don Don’s knows the pain I feel over this. Jill Y makes a mean cup of coffee and has started putting it in Starbucks cups. This is purposely done to confuse me even more. Welcome to my life.

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