Zombie Apocalypse: n. End-time rapid proliferation of menacing creatures who, while looking human, can’t be reasoned with and who, having no brains themselves, seek to eat the brains of the “elite” who do have them—so that unity (i.e. uniform brain-deadness) can be achieved.
It’s already here, Bill. Netflix proved this to me.
It’s already here over here. The election proved that to us.
I used to think zombie and zombie apocalypse were fiction but now, I am not so sure!
I think we’re safe—as long as millions of people don’t lose their ever-lovin’ minds and actually revel in their mindlessness. Wait.
Uh oh.