Going Postal

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The Canadian postal workers are going on strike.

Negotiations broke down when the string between the tin cans they were communicating with abruptly snapped.

Management suggested switching to smoke signals. Unfortunately, wind garbled the messages. The union demand of “more money” read as “chili farts are the worst.”

In other news, doctors are calling for an end to bloodletting as a treatment for fever.

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