I know the Prime Directive prohibits interfering with the internal development of alien civilizations but this end justifies the means.

We hypnotized Thirsty Dave.
We then told him that milk was alcohol.
Outcome: He now loves milk.

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6 thoughts on “I know the Prime Directive prohibits interfering with the internal development of alien civilizations but this end justifies the means.”

    1. I know what you’re thinking Don Don’s and I am aware of it. The sale of Milk is now going to go through the roof and the thought of it, doesn’t even make my stomach turn!

  1. Funny thing about this alcohol, though. It doesn’t keep well in the liquor cabinet—which explains why Thirsty Dave’s expression is so sour.

    1. And a healthy game changer too. I know we shouldn’t have meddled in such matters but I can sleep easily at night and Thirsty Dave’s Milkman is a happy dude.

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