New Mottoes For The Trump Campaign:
Be A Chump For Trump!
Donald Trump – The Forrest Gump Of Politics.
Whereas Reagan was nicknamed The Gipper, Donald will be nicknamed The Groper.
Trump – Bringing America To Its Knees (or at least its hot, young women!)
Making America Better By Making Donald Trump Richer.
Donald Trump – The Bull In The China Shop Has Left The Building.
Trumps’ New National Anthem- Oh Beautiful For Specious Lies!
Promising A Casino In Every American Town.
Melania Trump – Very Different Historic Photographs Of A First Lady
Trump – Not only a new President but a new religion.
Making America Safer For Rich People.
Who Needs To Go Offshore Anymore- The Whole U.S. Is Now Our Personal Bank!
Trump – Never Give An Inch (unless its sexually).
What Happens In The White House Stays In The White House From Here On.
What downtown Washington D.C. needs is a HUUUUUUUGE casino!
Donald Trump- The first Czar of America!
America- A nation of the wealthy, by the wealthy and for the wealthy with liberty and justice mainly just for them.
Donald Trump- Shouting ‘Bully’ just like the great Teddy Roosevelt, only with a different meaning.
Painting the White House pink just because he can.
Proving to America that he is a true believer because he loves the ‘In God We Trust’ on all his dollar bills.
Grabbing America Hard And Fast By The P**** And Never Letting Go!