I ate some probiotics while I was on antibiotics.
There’s a protest in my stomach: probiotics on the right, antibiotics on the left.
All was peaceful until my infection, unsurprisingly, sided with the pros.
The antibiotics turned violent.
So far the probiotic death toll is 2 trillion and rising.
I’m out of Dannon Activia.
My body’s first responders are swamped.
I had no choice but to side with the pros.
The medicine bottle read “don’t take with alcohol” so I threatened the antibiotics with a six-pack of beer.
(shhhh…little did they know it was beer time anyway).
They marched to my colon and now I have diarrhea.
Soon I was so drunk I forgot which side I’m on.
The standoff continues, but both sides are calling for discussions in the large intestine.
Please, we all just need to understand each other.
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Successfully writing often entails reaching deep within yourself. 🙂
What a gut-wrenching tale!