The Utah State Attorney General’s office recently stated in a court filing that there is no constitutional right to marry a laptop.
(Time, 6/19/17)
Smartphones are spreading head lice.
(New York, 7/10/17)
People are less helpful when it’s hot.
(Time, 7/24/17)
Online virtual two-way sex via “teledildonics” is real.
(Rolling Stone, 11/16)
Pop star Lorde is an introvert.
(Time, 6/9/17)
A third of America’s dogs and cats are overweight.
(Time, 7/24/17)
The Star-Spangled Banner was selected as our national anthem in 1931.
(Time, 6/9/17)
Amy Schumer always carries a scone when she goes for a walk.
(In Style, 5/17)
Author John Grisham, who has sold 300 million books, is never recognized in public in New York.
(The New York Times Book Review, 6/4/17)
Happiness is on the rise in Nicaragua.
(Time, 7/24/17)
(Roz Warren is the author of Our Bodies Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor and Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library: An Insider Looks At Library Life.)
It might as well be called “The Asylum City News!”
Thank you, Roz, for your periodical posts.
I just HAD to look up “teledildonics” on Wikipedia, because I had never heard of it.
You owe me three minutes of my life back! 😀
Interesting as always, Roz!
Damn! Now I have to break up with Dell! My heart is broken…we already had the rings.
So I guess I can no longer use the excuse that I’m an introvert when my friends ask why I’m not a pop singer.
These headlines are almost as believable as the political headlines lately!