4 thoughts on “I’m not a professional Pizzathologist but whoever ordered this pizza forgot to add cheese and sauce and pineapple…”

  1. Pizza, we need to talk. Something’s missing from our relationship. I thought it’d get better after you laid off the sauce—but Cheeses! Things just got worse. I deserve more.

    1. Look, I know we need helpings. Money is tight and we just don’t have the bread for professional help. Maybe if we dissect our issues into bite-size morsels, we can come up with food for thought?

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