The Perfect Gift

Do you know someone with kids?

Do you despise them more than Leo DiCaprio hates bears?

Why not get them the perfect gift?

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4 thoughts on “The Perfect Gift”

  1. They’ll dance with jingtinglers tied onto their heels.
    They’ll blow their floofloovers. They’ll bang their tartookas.
    They’ll blow their whohoopers. They’ll bang their gardookas.
    They’ll spin their trumtookas. They’ll slam their slooslunkas.
    They’ll beat their blumbloopas. They’ll wham their whowonkas.

    –“How the Grinch Stole Christmas”

    1. I’m brining economics back – the increased sales in noise-cancelling headphones will be music to the ears of The Man.

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